6v6s:

list of cute things to call your gf:

• Dream Girl
• Dazzling Girl
• Queen Of New York
• Savior
• Dynamite
• Juliette
• Odd Eye
• Stranger
• Lucifer

camdeezy:

xfiels:

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

One time I thought a poster had fallen down in the middle of the night, but when I turned on my light, it actually was an opossum that fell through my ceiling into my room. So, that’s actually true fear.

cleopatronising:

the day steve irwin died this one kid stood at the school gate yelling the news over and over as everyone went home like… it was so important that he literally took on the role of town crier… and no one believed him…

fozzie:

im obsessed with this gif this is literally how i feel when im in a room by myself muttering about my hyperfixations as if preparing for a ted talk

i8yurcookie:

i8yurcookie:

if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it